
This explains everything.
(via ialmostlaugh)
Me: I just Justin Biebered my bangs. I need a haircut.
Taylor: Oh, that’s good because I am Justin Bieber.
Me: Oh, so you believe that rape happens for a reason?
Taylor: There’s gonna be one less lonely girl! OH NO!
Me: …
Taylor: I didn’t hear what you said until it was too late! Oh golly!
LIKE A G6 VS. KIDS
Love.
(Source: spartanville, via tintinforthewin)
I am so bad at this.
Haiku about my poetry writing technique.
Typing keys click clack
Backspace. Try again later.
Delete ugly words.

What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song, and I’ll try not to sing out of key. Oh I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I’m gonna try with a little help from my friends.
(via daydreamdelusion)
So affections fade away, or do adults just learn to play the most ridiculous, repulsive games?