March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
Sometimes Taylor doesn't keep up with the...
iamonlyamaid:
Me: I just Justin Biebered my bangs. I need a haircut.
Taylor: Oh, that’s good because I am Justin Bieber.
Me: Oh, so you believe that rape happens for a reason?
Taylor: There’s gonna be one less lonely girl! OH NO!
Me: …
Taylor: I didn’t hear what you said until it was too late! Oh golly!
January 2011
18 posts
LIKE A G6 VS. KIDS
Love.
WTF. →
Owhp. That’s embarrassing.
Writing poetry for English.
I am so bad at this.
Haiku about my poetry writing technique.
Typing keys click clack
Backspace. Try again later.
Delete ugly words.
So affections fade away, or do adults just learn to play the most ridiculous, repulsive games?
SO MUCH PRODUCTIVITY
“What a beautiful face I have found in this place
That is circling all round the...”
– In the Aeroplane Over the Sea- Neutral Milk Hotel
Pretending to be someone youre not is a waste of...
yanilavigne:
-Kurt Cobain
Go to my Tumblr page and draw your hearts out..
sayitstrue:
jennifersbody:
Will this work as a reblog? Let’s see…
December 2010
22 posts
“With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be...”
– Desiderata
“But when push comes to shove, we are only robots in love”
– Beautiful Small Machines
“Oh, my friend, it’s not what they take away from you that counts. It’s what you...”
– Hubert Humphrey
Who is the cutest? ♥ →
I have so many interests its almost cruel...
I would like to (in no particular order):
Major in English
Also major in Linguistics
Also major in Psychology
Complete the Elementary Education program
Complete the Secondary Education program
Be a rugby superstar
Play soccer again
Run track
Enjoy distance running
Learn football
Take Chemistry
Take more Math Classes
Play more instruments
Play an instrument I can sing and play at the...
And not a single Fuck was given that day.
November 2010
29 posts
A letter to all ye who suck:
Dear All Ye Who Suck,
Thou dost suck. Thou art most odious and vile, and verily I do oft wonder about the source of thine conception. For it dost seem most apparent that thine maternal creator did indeed have the form of a boar, and thine paternal creator certainly was of boorish nature, given that thou must have inherited these traits from some source. I do rather hope there exists somewhere...
Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those...
JOXA: TO ALL GIRLS, PLEASE BE AWARE! →
joxa:
(Published by CNN.NDTV)
This message is for every girl who goes to work, school, or home alone.
If you find a child crying on the road showing his/her address & asking you to take him/her to that address, immediately take that child to the police station and ABSOLUTELY NOT to the address.
This…
